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Manic Pixie Dream Girl
Ethereal sweetness and intoxicating brightness, the perfect half-mad muse in a half-missing dress. Blood orange, blackcurrant, vanilla and a glass of bubbly raised with melodic laughter.

Manic Pixie Dream Girl 5 mL Bottle
Manic Pixie Dream Girl Sample Vial


Manic Pixie Dream Boy (new 12/22!)
The vanilla and blood orange of our popular Manic Pixie Dream Girl blended into a delightful crisp masculine fragrance: Sri Lankan vetiver with coriander, frankincense, ginger and pepper.

Manic Pixie Dream Boy 5mL Bottle
Manic Pixie Dream Boy Sample Vial


Tree Hugging Dirt Worshipper
The fresh scent of long green grass, oakmoss, and moist earth. Named after a popular bumper sticker here in Oregon!

Tree Hugging Dirt Worshipper 5 mL Bottle
Tree Hugging Dirt Worshipper Sample Vial


The Secondhand Bookshop
A dusty sunbeam over aged shelves, bringing forth the spicy sweetness of yellowing paper and book glue. Benzoin, blue chamomile, and tobacco absolute all play parts in this herbal accord to evoke the smell of ancient pages.

The Secondhand Bookshop 5 mL Bottle
The Secondhand Bookshop Sample Vial


Coffee & a Clove

Ever had one of those days where breakfast was coffee and a clove cigarette? If you're no longer young or self-destructive enough to indulge in this traditional post-clubbing breakfast, you can now enjoy it as a perfume. When a friend of mine who's had many such nights sniffed this, her eyes widened. It's exactly what it says on the tin.
Coffee and a Clove 5 mL Bottle
Coffee and a Clove Sample Vial
5 Sample Vials for $12.00
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