Welcome to the Mad Poet's Perfumery Menace. We welcome the eccentric and the wayward, the discerning and the whimsical, and anyone who enjoys the art of scent.

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People, places and things.
(NEW: Coffee and a Clove & Manic Pixie Dream Boy!)

Scents inspired by an obscure T.S. Eliot poem.
(NEW: The Painted Woman.)

Scrubs, lotions, salts and soaps.

And what is a poet doing making perfume, anyway?


Currently, for all items on the site, I'm offering a sample vial deal: 5 for $12.
5 Sample Vials for $12.00
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